Monday, January 23, 2006

Long live Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Facts: This would be one of the funniest sites I've ever seen (yes, I'm weird just like you). Some quotes:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

And today I came across a full length SNL music video giving some insight on how this legend came to be and a Web 2.0 version of Chuck Norris facts.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL CHUCK NORRIS FTW I WANT CHUCK NORRIS"S BABY