Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
And today I came across a full length SNL music video giving some insight on how this legend came to be and a Web 2.0 version of Chuck Norris facts.